24 September 2014

One More Thing...

Photoshoots with me are by no means easy

I cry every time I listen to C'est La Vie by B*Witched. 
Until last year, I was convinced that Boris Becker and Boris Johnson were the same person. As it turns out, one is a tennis player and one is the mayor of London.
My phone has been in the shoe of a boy I barely know.
I am hopeless at identifying accents, much to the amusement of my family. 
I honestly think that I could live my life, just listening to Jamie T and Fall Out Boy exclusively and it wouldn't be half bad.

Once, a stranger sneezed in my face. 
According to a ridiculous amount of people, I look like Martha from The Great British Bake-Off.
Back in 2010, I laughed solidly for 40 minutes at a photo of a shaved llama. I cried a lot and almost threw up because I was laughing so hard. It wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't at school at the time. To this day, I can't look at the shaved llama without crying a little bit.
"I'm about as flamboyant as a bagel".

This one time, I fainted and pulled down a window display.
 This one time, I fainted in a doctor's surgery when she suggested doing a blood-test, then fainted the next day when I came back for the blood-test, then fainted after the blood-test, then fainted on the way home from the blood-test, then fainted when I went back to get the results.
This one time, I fell into a big gift-bag when I wasn't entirely sober and cut my leg but didn't notice until the next morning when my leg was covered in dried blood. Oh wait, that was only a fortnight ago... Let's move on, shall we?

When I say 'Jeremy' and 'germy', they sound the same.
When I saw Fall Out Boy in March, I bruised the palm of my hand by using my phone to clap along to Save Rock & Roll.
Once, I asked my sister to pass me a Chunky KitKat and she threw it at me with a full-force over-arm throw. It bruised me both physically and emotionally.
I once took a selfie with a stranger at a gig.

When asked, I say that Jim and Pam or Klaine are my OTP but, deep down, Laura and Almanzo from Little House On The Prairie are my OTP and have been since before I even knew what an OTP was.
Very recently, I told a stranger on Twitter that he is 'pretty damn attractive' and then realised that normal people don't do that.
I freaking love Kian Egan.
Once, I started crying as I scrolled through photos of Darren Criss. Who am I kidding? I do that everyday.

I cried at the One Direction movie.
I had never been to a gig without my parents until this year and in that time, I've seen New Politics, The Pretty Reckless, Fall Out Boy, E of E, Young Brando, McBusted and Belle & Sebastian.
I've only had a black-eye once in my life and it was caused by a rubber colliding with my face. I'm so hardcore.
My dream is to be in a Danish twee-pop band.
Whilst go-karting, I threw the marshal off the side of my kart.

Basically, I'm a walking disaster.
Lots of love, Cat


  1. Don't worry, you're not the only walking disaster ^_^ This post is awesome, I might have to pinch the idea and do a similar one ;) xx

  2. Sympaphise and relate to this post so much - especially the fainting with blood-tests.
    So many things I want to quote you on - like when we were talking the other day you said you could live listening only to Jamie T and FOB.
    LOVE THIS xx

  3. This post is like my favourite thing! Hahaha I'm just imagining your sister lobbing a KitKat Chunky at you :') alSO THE SHAVED LLAMA CAN WE JUST THAT IS MY FAVOURITE PICTURE EVER THE FIRST TIME I SAW IT I WAS JUST. CONVULSED. WITH. LAUGHTER. (not as much as you clearly were BUT STILL.)

    I feel you about the go-karting. Once I was on a track marked out with tyres and I pretty much destroyed the whole thing O.o

    ALSO people tell me I look like Martha too! O.o but a) I don't think I do, b) I *really* don't think you do and c) MARTHA. WHAT. MY HEART IS STILL BLEEDING FROM WEDNESDAY.

    1. The shaved llama photo is truly amazing. :'D
      You are literally only the 2nd person to say I don't look like Martha xx

  4. No, a photoshoot with you is really not easy.

    And that guy sneezing on your face was the funniest thing ever.

    Muhahahaha *disappears in a puff of purple smoke*

    1. It was funny for you but it was disgusting for me! :'D xx


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